Posted by mollyelizabeth under Random
Today, Internet, we are going to play a game … because I am bored. And you’re reading this so do you really have anything better to do either?
The rules: fill in the blank, without divulging any specifics as to either number.
The question: The number of partners with whom I have slept is (Greater than/Less than) the number of partners with whom I have:
Spooned: Less than. But I freaking hate to be the big spoon … the one exception being a cold nose in need of a warm spine.
Held hands: Greater than.
Paid for their dinner: Greater than. Sad. In my defense, I usually insist on splitting the tab.
Slept next to: Less than. I pass out next to anyone; I’m indiscriminate like that.
Kissed during Spin the Bottle: Less than. We were 22 and drunk. Everyone in the circle kissed that night. It was a big circle.
Said “I love you”: Greater than.
Meant that I loved them: Greater than.
Audience participation is requested, either in the comments or I will post updates with links to your site. If successful, maybe we’ll play another one tomorrow.