“You know those pants with the five-inch-thick elastic waistband? The ones that let your stomach expand? Have you seen those? You know which ones I’m talking about? I think I need to get a few pairs.”

“Um, Sister, you mean pregnancy pants?”

“I think you mean drinking pants. They would be perfect for the bar. And stop making that face because that’s probably what you’re getting for Christmas … so be excited.”

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