Oh, yet another boy that makes me smile … and yet another one that has a girlfriend … same story … except that the girlfriend of this one reminds him so much of me that it’s “scary.” The good news, though, is that if I ever want to move to Chicago Work Boyfriend has found a dude for me … his roommate. We’d hit if off apparently. Quite well, he’s sure of it, and has thought so for some time. And why so sure?

“Because he’s like me.”

Ah. Yes, of course. Everything about this makes perfect sense and does not seem peculiar in the least. I see no complications that could arise from this situation.