My (ancient) phone, usually programmed to its T9 setting, has an “Add to Text Dictionary” setting, which is (somewhat) auto-generated. Today was the first time I looked through the records to see what I have programmed in the past year and a half. My added words:

Assmunch
Basilica
Bday
Carafe
Dammit
Dumbass
Driunk
Drunkedness
Effing
Facebook
Freaking
Fuck
Fucked
Fucking
Hahahaha
Havent
Hungover
Im
Ive
Lemme
Pissed
Whatcha
Yay

I seemed to have captured all the necessities, though the result is not necessarily the best reflection of me. Apparently, although my vernacular has matured verbally, the same cannot be said for my textual presence.

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