“Why don’t you leave if you’re feeling so sick? We can close without you.”

“Because I wouldn’t go home and go to bed, I would go home and watch a movie with a boy.”

“Ooo, a boy. Someone new you’re dating?”

“No, just a boy that I like to lie on and watch movies.”

“Aww, I MISS that.”

“Miss that? You have a boyfriend.”

“Yeah, and when you’re on top of a boyfriend, they like, expect stuff. It sucks.”